Silence in the Library!

Hey guys! Its been a while, but you know how it is....busy, busy!

Recently I feel like I've been living in the library. In fact it's 10.30 and I'm here procrastinating, instead of finishing off my essay(s). I've got so much coursework to do it's ridiculous! But its all good you have to work hard to achieve big things, which I definately plan on doing.

As a few of you know from my past posts that crazy people like to be a prominent fixture in my life lol...no seriously. They're everywhere work, uni, social events...everywhere! But one place I can always find solice is in the library, err..that was until now.

So because I always have encounters with weird people I have developed a natural radar that alerts me to whenever one is nearby (yes, its that serious!). As I saw this person approaching (I think we should call her Why?) I knew all was not well and was praying that she would not sit next to me, my prayers were not answered.

Why? begins her random behaviour by spraying herself with deodorant, and i'm not talking about a quick spray. This girl was spraying like she wanted to finish the whole can. I'm worried my lungs won't be the same again!
As she's doing this I'm thinking, did'nt you know you were funky when you left your house?? (its only 10.00) and is this the place to sort yourself out??...smh. So finally she stops and things settle down for a while, then suddenly I hear a loud crunching sound mixed with the unwrapping of something...I look up.

Why? is now eating several large boiled sweets and it looks like she forgot to close her mouth...Folywang! I start staring at her on the sly thinking this chick is NOT serious, or maybe I've become part of a prank tv show. Either way I thought it was time to find another seat, luckily she left before I had a chance to. The cynical part of me thinks she came in to eat and stop the funky scent that was following her...kmt.

So I finally get back to the work that I really need to finish and soon enough Why?s' seat is filled by a guy. As I said my radar usually picks up on weird behaviour, but I did'nt really notice him until he insisited on blowing his nose for a good 2 minutes....continuously!! Everybody starts looking in our direction like they want to say something. I'm trying my best not to notice and even resort to putting my ipod on to drown the sound out, but this guy was relentless! Even the sounds of Roisin Murphy (who I'm lovin btw!) could'nt stop him. I mean what happened to silence in the library!!

Oh yeah then there was a grown ass man who I noticed stealing a leaf...yes you read it right, a leaf?! I swear I was so confused, he looked like an average guy too. He just came in, ripped the leaf from the stem put it in his backpack and left.
This is just another example that the end is near.

Anyways I'm going to keep this short and get back to some serious work.

SistaLova
Peace.