Saturday, April 22, 2006

What clothes cant you stand on the opposite sex?

Moving on from the 'Money and Love' issue, I was going through a magazine and i came across this topic, it had me stitches! One guy said (and i quote:)
'Dem short mini skirts wiv dem leggin things underneath..Mini Skirts are an access ting, so why wear it den put trousers underneath dat jus makes things complicated!'
I literally could not breathe, (there was more said about big panties and tracksuits but that was a bit 2 deep) i thought to myself, Is he serious? So i decided to think what clothes i cant bear to see on guys and i was thinking for about an hour! So where shall i begin...
First off the biggest issue i have is da trousers that HANG off a guys arse, 'Dont look den', i hear u say, Well, wen ur 5ft4 and a guys 6ft thats the first thing u see from behind and its so irratating, cuz no I DONT WANT TO SEE UR BART SIMPSON BOXERS! SO PULL IT UP AND LEAVE IT UP!
Staying on the trouser tip, why do these 'fresh off da boat guys' wear trousers 12 times to big? and come with these phony american accents wen they've only just left da shores of the motherland? You dont have to buy trousers to tight, but damn dont buy trousers that we can both fit into 2GETHA!
Issue 3 sandels and jogging bottoms-nuff said.
Issue 4 Colours, now i personally dont have a problem with guys wearing purple and pink shirts like Cam'ron however dont make it a habit of wearing these colours all da time, or else i'll be wondering..'Is he bi-curious?'
Issue 5 (i have a lot of issues, dont i? well they need to be addressed) this one will be the last, PLEASE DO NOT WEAR A WINTER WHOLLY HAT AND A NEW ERA CAP..TOGETHER!

x-soul sista-x

2 comments:

the AfroDivas said...

lol.lol. funny post. what cant i stand on guys??

1) leather jackets in a rave - guys you kno its hot lyk... dnt even front

2) open cut shirts - (a la Usher). only certain guys can pull dat look off bt why is it dat i went out a few days back and saw sum guy with an open v neck shirt... dem ones dt stop just b4 the belly button. YUCK... man had one fat pack. kmt. NASTY

3)i cnt really fink rite now.. bt give me time. sayin dat... SOME guys cn mk clothes luk sooooo nice on dem... so u kno... i cnt negatively criticise evrything guys wear. SOME of them, do ACTUALLY try.

- Gabrielle

the AfroDivas said...

Gabrielle..."Fat pack" lol!

Soul Sista..."left da shores of the motherland", u give me too much joke!

but yh, i was feelin u wid da trouser hangin off the butt ting...pull it right up!!
Gd post

- SistaLova