All because of a new laptop!!

Today i was out looking for a new laptop because my other one is always playing up. So im in PC World and this guy approaches me trying to chat the weakest lyrics i have ever heard.
You know what bothers me...he had used these lines before. I know this because there was an air of confidence in his approach, as if this crap had worked for him before. Now there are some dumbass chicks that will think that nonsense was cute.
He walked by me a couple of times, trying to get a good look at my "goodies". When he did stop this is how the conversation went;

Weak_lyrics: Excuse me miss, whats your name? (singing it just like Pharell Williams!)
SistaLova: erm.....hi (oh my days! give me strength)
Weak_lyrics: What are you doing?
SistaLova: (Stupid question....but he's making small talk, i'll ignore it.) I'm looking for a laptop.
Weak_lyrics: So what are you doing later?
SistaLova: Nothing really. Why do you ask? (playing dumb)
Weak_lyrics: So do you want to come with me?
SistaLova: (Baffled by the question) Excuse me!!
Weak_lyrics: sorry, i have a doctors appointment later and....
SistaLova: ....and you want me to join you??
Weak_lyrics: *laugh* nah....i'm going home before then. You wanna come home with me?
SistaLova: *big laugh* look little man, i dont even know your name!!
Weak_lyrics: It's Michael....so you wanna come with me?
SistaLova: *bigger laugh* NO!!....kmt

Can you believe this punk actually got offended and said "fine then"....WTF!!!! are you serious? go home with you?? do i look like a stray puppy or a hoe....come home with you i should give you a backhand for even asking....please!
But all was not wasted....i did get a good deal on a laptop. *mumbling* come home with you....

- SistaLova